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Friday, September 24, 2004

how i got drunk and fell in a puddle

I´m still sick, but apparently i dont do anything to make myself better...
so yesterday we went to the October Fest, which is a german celebration of hell knows what, the only thing that matters that u get to drink a lot lot lot of beer. the biggest event is in Munich, but here in Konstanz, they play the mini-version. We had to cross the swiss border to get there, but there was no way to tell u crossed a border unless u specifically knew about it. so we got there, and Christopher ordered me this huge 1 litre beer glass, without my consent of course - i hate beer! but u know, i paid - i had to drink. so i made it to 3/4 of the glass, and then i almost fell asleep on the table, unconsiously hearing chris shouting "mary, u´r no fun". of course i couldnt let him get away with this! ... so they made me drink more - "one more fingure... 2 more fingures" it all ended when i just missed my mouth and spilled the beer on myself... yeah, i was loosing it... then we had to go because the party was over. it was raining cats and dogs outside, but there was nothing to do about it. so we went out. i was so drunk that i couldnt feel anything at all and of course i couldnt care less. then chris started pushing me so i just fell into a puddle and kept lying there all wet laughing like crazy! so they lifted me up from the ground and we kept walking. then Liza pushed me just to c what happens, so i fell on the ground again, and stayed till they picked me up. i was so waisted! Chris was very happy that he finally managed to get me drunk. as a matter of fact everybody was drunk... all of them had 2 of those litre glasses...
so we were looking for a place for an after party and we went to this shitty coffeshop, that looks a bit like Soho in rishon. somehow they started talking about anna frank and racism... so i got a bit more sober. then Chris said we should just walk out without paying, i couldnt believe he really said it! but the place was shit! we tried to do it but they caught liza cause she had to go to the bathroom, so we ended paying for it all.
this morning i was only half an hour late for class, whish is not bad considering the fact it was yekitza tiv'it. my whole body hurts, and i feel like shit. also Chris almost broke my pinky because he tried to show me this new handshake, with a complete disregard for the fact that his hand is 3 times bigger and stronger than my. so i´m a slow typer today.
Liza´s bf is coming from the states, and she said he´s bringing tones of weed.
but Chris and I did stop smoking! (for a week)

anyhow, the whole story was really really funny. i´ve never been so drunk before, so it was very interesting.
today we have this party at school that we need to bring our national food, so i gotta go get ready. tomer bought us avkat falafel from the lebaneese store.
in the evening we probably go to explore this new dance club.

kisses

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